Shit GLEE fans never say:
"God, is that- is that Ryan MURPHY? HAVE MY BABIES!"
"You know, after this show ends and all my favorite characters are gone forever, I think I'll just start listening to Kidz Bop. I mean, it's the same thing, lol am I right?"
"That piano guy should go die in a hole."
"Oh look, the Kum fandom and the Klaine fandom are hugging....again."
"If they keep overshadowing Klaine with all this Brittana I may start to wonder if RIB favors lesbians."
"Santittany is so much better than Brittana. Brittana just doesn't...flow."
"Tina talks way too much. It's like, does anyone else even have lines?"
"Everyone is completely heterosexual and nothing hurts."
"Will/Ken is my OT-fucking-P!"
"Why are Mike and Brittany even dancing?"
"Who's Rachel Berry?"
